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When I have a wedgie but I can’t pick it because I’m in public

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I see someone I hate over Christmas break and find out they’ve gotten extremely fat

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I see someone I hate over Christmas break and find out they’ve gotten extremely fat

whatshouldbetchescallme:

As soon as my boyfriend walks in the door

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like,

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pewpewlasernipples:

karlmarxofficial:

catbountry:

Pugs.

are pugs even real or did someone just dream them into existence after a bad acid trip

I SPIT OUT MY TEA

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